Sudo Nimm has been busy trying to invent a math joke machine. Here are the latest results:
Where are geometry professors incarcerated?
-- Prism.
How did the geometry professor describe his totaled vehicle?
-- As a wrecktangle.
What do you call it when three geometry professors go fishing together?
-- A triangle.
How did the geometry professor advance from one-dimensional dancing to two-dimensional dancing?
-- He went from line dancing to square dancing.
